Gimme Da Keys! - Unisex T-Shirt barberton Formatting a middle school joke

Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

Distressed white brush-stroke text reads "IF HE GETS UP

A gray silhouette of a flamethrower extends horizontally beneath

" followed by "INVESTMENT BROKERS

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Gimme Da Keys! - Unisex T-Shirt barberton Formatting a middle school jokeChet's shakedown energy turned suburban car keys into a full blown protection racket, and nobody questioned his authority. Getting turned into a pile of crap barely dented that swagger. Inspired by Weird Science. The Details: Posterized portrait of Chet Donnelly in a white rectangular frame shows his face in warm tones wearing dark aviator sunglasses and a black fedora with a light band, rendered in high contrast flat color layers. Bold white text