Deez Nuts Christmas - Women's T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather White hand-drawn sailboat illustration sits

White hand-drawn sailboat illustration sits above small wave lines

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Blake's brass balls and a Cadillac Eldorado couldn't motivate a room full of men half as much as withholding their basic caffeine rights

A 1950s-style illustration depicts a red-haired woman in a lavender dress and a man in a red cap roller skating against a blue background

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