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while the Loch Ness Monster's neck rises from water behind him

Red and blue text at the bottom reads "BOSTON

Weathered texture throughout gives a worn

Arched white serif text reads "YES I'M INTO" curving above a digital illustration of a ring-style donut with glossy golden-brown maple glaze

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