I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s Swearing a blood oath over

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

rendered in high-contrast detail

CA • Estd 1996

and decades of Kansas City's storied nightlife

they needed a miracle

I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s Swearing a blood oath overLaid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small